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If Apple Made Toasters
If Apple made toasters... It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier. The toast would make a little smiley face at you when it popped up, or else it would get stuck and there would be a little picture of a bomb burned onto it. If they break, these toasters would require a special set of MacToaster Tools to even open up. Worldwide market share would only be 5%, but all the bread in school lunches would be exclusively toasted on the MacToaster.
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Heavy Sack
Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?
A: He only comes once a year.
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Christmas Gifting
My wife asked me to get her "bath stuff" for Christmas.
I sure hope she likes her new toaster.
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