Funny Thoughts

Heavy Sack

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?
A: He only comes once a year.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Hard Work

Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Work & Office Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Christmas Gifting

My wife asked me to get her "bath stuff" for Christmas.
I sure hope she likes her new toaster.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous