Funny Thoughts

Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

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Synchronized Swimming

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

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Incestuous Nephew

Q: What do you call an incestuous nephew?
A: An aunt-eater.

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