Funny Thoughts

DNR

A husband and wife were sitting at home when the husband suddenly said, "Honey, just so you know, I never want to be kept alive in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So the wife got up, pulled the plug on the T.V. and threw out all of his beer.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Submitted BY: kaiofthelexx1

Razor

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.

Categories: Cross the Road Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

What a Guy

If sex with two other people is a threesome, and sex with three others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes (Threesome Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
Anonymous