Funny Thoughts

Boogers

Q: Why aren't boogers funny?
A: Because they're just snot.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Opposites

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

Categories: Profession Jokes , Political Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Cold Class

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes)
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