Funny Thoughts

Mary Had

Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep, she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.

Categories: Funny Nursery Rhymes , Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

You Want Ketchup With That

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, and a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that horse shit, I'll eat every chunk of it." She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?" He Salesman says, "why do you ask?" She says "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes)
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Pillow

Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Word Play Jokes , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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