Funny Thoughts

Condoms and Coffins

Q: What's the difference between condoms and coffins?
A: They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!

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Honest Lawyer

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An oxymoron.

Anonymous

Important Question

Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.

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