Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Thore!

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs. He picked up a good looking woman with a great shape and they went to her apartment.  She only had one small problem, she had a speech impediment, but this didn't affect their sex. They went at it hot and heavy all night long.  Then in the morning Thor had to leave so he decided he should at least tell her his name, so he said to her, "I'm Mighty Thor and I have to leave now." She looked at him and said, "You're thore I'm tho thore I can hardly pith."

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Love, Love, Love

One of the most painful things in the world is when you say "I love you" and it isn't reciprocated
Especially when you've just said it to your parents

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Cheap Insult Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Arachnophobia

My girlfriend says she has arachnophobia
How does she know, she has never met anyone from Iraq.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Written By: KielPhillips