Gift for The Wife
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. "That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. "Thats still quite a bit," Tom groused. Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle. Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap. "So the clerk handed him a mirror.
World Cup: Priceless
Flight to Rio: € 2,000
Hotel: € 1,200
England Football Team Merchandise: € 750
Arriving after elimination: Priceless
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, “Hey, who turned off the heater!”
A Jew and a Canoe
Q: What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips
My favorite sex position is called “WOW”
It’s where I flip your MOM over