Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes

Chicken Exit

Q: Why did the chicken commit suicide? 
A: To get to the other side!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes
Submitted BY: Dumpling2

Throw Yourself Into Work

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy." "How?" asked Joe. "Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?" "I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Gross Jokes
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Epstein & Ornaments

Q: What do Christmas decorations and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A: They don’t hang themselves.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes)
Anonymous