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Observation

Pavlov's dog has gotten into Schrodinger's box, and I'm pretty sure that I can now give a conclusive verdict on the cat's condition.

Shifty -Riddles

Q: Why can't you trust atoms?

A: Because they make up everything.

Guide To Science

Handy guide to modern science: If it's green or wriggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Dead Batteries

Q: How much do dead batteries cost?

A: Nothing. They're free of charge!

Ponder This

Q: Why is Neil deGrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?

A: On the day he was born he escaped a black hole.