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Shifty -Riddles

Q: Why can't you trust atoms?

A: Because they make up everything.

Time Travel

Q: What did the hungry clock do?

A: It went back 'four' seconds

Plate Talk

Q: What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

A: That was your fault.

Dead Batteries

Q: How much do dead batteries cost?

A: Nothing. They're free of charge!

He Is On The Outside

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced- in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution. "No no," says the physicist, "there's a better way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material. Then the mathematician speaks up: "No, no, there's an even better way." To the others' amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares: "I define myself to be on the outside."