Don't Move -Riddles
Q: Should I be worried if my temperature is -273.15°C?
A: No. You're 0K
Q: What happens when you launch a bovinae into a pig at the speed of light?
A: You discover the Hoggs Bison.
Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"
Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
Something to Celebrate
You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what that means?
My girlfriend must be calculating velocity
She called and said that she needs time & distance