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Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes
Me Too
Two men walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have an H20."
Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too."
The second man dies.
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Anonymous
Yo Mama - Committing Suicide
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.
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Yo Momma Jokes
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Anonymous
Twins
Headline in today's newspaper: "Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!
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Dark Humor Jokes
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(Death Jokes)
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