Bar Jokes

Angry Barmaid

Q:  How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
A: When you find a string in your bloody mary.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Bar Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Come Home To This

This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's getting drunk. "I have to come home to this!'' the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl. "What's wrong with her?'' asks the bartender. ''She's beautiful and half your age!''
''Exactly. That's my daughter.''

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
Anonymous

Irish Assault and Battery

In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at. "Four glasses of ale," was the reply. "Next?" "Two glasses of whiskey." "Next?" "One glass of brandy." "Next?" "A fight."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
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