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Horse Down

Q: What did the horse say when he fell?

A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

Horseshoes

Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A: A horse!

Horse Sports

Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?

A: Stable tennis!

Sick Pony

Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? 

A: I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!

Sick Ponies

Q: Where do you take sick ponies?

A: To the horsepital!