Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think my wife is fooling around on me. I went home the other day and found a hammer and a saw under our bed. I think she is cheatin' on me with a carpenter!"
Tom answered, "Ya, I think my wife is not faithful either. The other day I went home and found a pipe wrench and some pipes under my bed. I think she is cheatin' on me with a plumber!"
Otis then joins in and says, "Well, if you think that's bad, I've got one for ya. I went home yesterday and found a cowboy under my bed. I think my Lina is cheatin' on me with a horse!"
Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A: A horse!
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat?
A: I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!