Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A: A horse!
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
Q: Where do you take sick ponies?
A: To the horsepital!
Q: Why did the dog take a bag of oats to bed at night?
A: To feed his nightmares.