Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A: A horse!
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat?
A: I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!
Q: Where do you take sick ponies?
A: To the horsepital!