A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV goes on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, "There's a horses ass!" A guy gets up and punches him... And the man left.. Then when Hilary Clinton came on he said the same, "There's a horses ASS..." He then got punched again... So he says to the bartender, "What is this, a Clinton country?" The bartender says "no, Horse country."
Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A: A horse!
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
The Pony with the Sore Throat
Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat?
A: "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"