Bar Jokes

Original Horse Joke

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
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Anonymous

Stumbling and Mumbling

A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

A Black Guy In A Bar

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and says "where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies "Over in Africa, there's millions of them !! "

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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