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New Language Courses in Ameirca

New languages being taught in America:

  • Afro-American Speak -- Ebonics (or We-Beonics)
  • Irish-American Speak -- Leprechaunics
  • Native-American Speak -- Kimosabics
  • Italio-American Speak -- Spumonics (or Rigatonics)
  • Chinese-American Speak -- Won-tonics
  • Japanese-American Speak -- Mama-san-ics
  • Polish-American Speak -- Kielbasanics
  • Jewish-American Speak -- Zionics
  • Russian-American Speak -- Rasputonics
  • Spanish-American Speak -- Flan-ics
  • Scottish-American Speak -- Tartan-ics
  • Eskimo-American Speak -- Harpoonics
  • German-American Speak -- Autobaunics (or Teutonics)
  • Canadian-American Speak -- EH?onics
  • Florida Democratic Voters Speak -- Moronics

AOC Going Home

Q: Why is AOC afraid to go back to bartending?

A: She's worried about the Corona beer virus

AOC Radio

Ocasio-Cortez purchased an AM radio so she could listen to political talk shows.

It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.

 

AOC Sunshine

As part of her 'Green New Deal', Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez recently suggested that we should be harvesting more energy from the sun.  She proposed a fleet of conventional rockets loaded with special solar batteries that would travel to the Sun and collect energy. Scientists challenged her plan suggesting that the ships would burn-up before they even got close!"  Ocasio-Cortez responded, "DUH . . . Not if you go at night!"

Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 

A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!