Corrupt and Crooked
Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea Clinton
Clinton Intern Guidance
Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
A: "Don't hit your head on the desk."
Obama On Halloween
Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween?
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!
Hillary's Wake-up Call
Hillary phoned Trump's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to President Trump, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning,” grumbled Trump.“ A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place,” begged Hillary. “Well, it’s Okay with me if it’s Okay with the mortuary,” replied President Trump.
Three boys walk through the woods and suddenly hear cries for help. They follow the sound to the lake and see President Obama drowning. The boys jump into the water and drag him to shore. Obama asks the boys how he can repay them. The first boy says, "I want a boat." The second boy says, "I want a truck." The third boy says, "I want a nice tombstone." Obama asks, "Why is that?" The boy says, "Because when my dad finds out I helped save you, he's going to kill me."