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Cheer up Hillary

Q: How did Bill try and cheer up Hillary on the second day after Trump was elected?

A: He reminded her that she wouldn't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.

Dad's Will

A man was telling his buddy "You won't believe what happened last night.
 
My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.  Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.  Then, disown me and never talk to me again.  Don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."
 
"Wow," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"
 
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that.  She actually said, 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend -- Mohammed.  We're going to work together on Hilary's election campaign!'"
 

Chelsea Clinton Confused

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?

A: Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

Hillary Wear Short Dress

Q: Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?

A: Her balls would show.

Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 

A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!