Priest, Boy Scout and a Blonde

Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a Boy Scout, and a blonde walked in?
A: Is this a joke?

Blondes to One Another

Q: What did one blonde say to the other blonde, while entering a bar?
A: Well blondie, Bottoms-Up.

12 Shots

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."