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Duck Treat

Q: What do ducks like to eat?

A: Quackers!

Duck Rise

Q: What time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn!

Slam Duck

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?

A: A slam duck.

Drugged Duck

Q: What drug was the duck on?

A: Qwack!

Dancing with the Ducks

Q: What is a duck's favorite dance?

A: The quack-step!