Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A: Robber ducks!
Q: What do ducks like to eat?
Webbed and Flat Feet
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out fire.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.
Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.