Q: What drug was the duck on?
Q: What do ducks like to eat?
Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A: Robber ducks!
Webbed and Flat Feet -Riddles
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out fire.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.
Duck Wakeup Time
Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!