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Slam Duck

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?

A: A slam duck.

A Duck Walks Into A Bar

A Duck walks into a bar,

Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread [After a few minutes]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread [In a little while]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any fucking bread!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me if I've got any fucking bread once more I'm gonna nail your fucking bill to this bar.
Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!
Duck: You got any bread?

Duck Traitor

Q: What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?

A: Beneduck Arnold.

Duck Treat

Q: What do ducks like to eat?

A: Quackers!

Ducks -Riddles

Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?

A: Robber ducks!