Dancing with the Ducks
Q: What is a duck's favorite dance?
A: The quack-step!
Q: What did the sub-atomic duck say?
Q: What do ducks like to eat?
Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A: Robber ducks!
Webbed and Flat Feet -Riddles
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out fire.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.