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Duck Treat

Q: What do ducks like to eat?

A: Quackers!

Ducks -Riddles

Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?

A: Robber ducks!

Webbed and Flat Feet -Riddles

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?

A: To stamp out fire.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: To stamp out burning ducks.

Duck Wakeup Time

Q: What time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn!

Slam Duck

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?

A: A slam duck.