Alcohol Jokes

Hitler Abstains

Q: Why didn't Hitler drink tequila?
A: Cause it made him mean.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Alcohol Jokes (Tequila Jokes)
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Good Bud

Q: What's the difference between men and beer?
A: When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous

Doctors Daiquiri

A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the Doctors drink waiting for him at precisely 5:03 PM. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The Doctor came in and took a sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender..."It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Rum Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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