Kiel's Jokes

Pumpkin Carving

Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Granny Rules

My Grandad was wounded by a German during the war
Granny Schneider found him in bed with another woman and shot him

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Army Ants

Q: What do you call army ants when they fight?
A: Combatants

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Military Jokes (Army Jokes)
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips