Kiel's Jokes

Distracted

Sorry if I seem distracted, but my neighbor was murdered in a horribly violent sex attack.
And I don't know what to do with the body.
 

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Sea Wear

Q: What lives in a drawer in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Spongebob's spare pants.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2011 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Progress Report

Got my first report about my progress at the Impotence Club.
It said "Must try harder"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips