Kiel's Jokes

No Coffee

My dad once told me that if a woman offers you coffee, she means sex.
Now i'm banned from Starbucks.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Spooky

My dead friend is a successful author.
He's a ghostwriter.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Jumping the Gun

I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.

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Written By: KielPhillips