Profession Jokes

Frog Leg Ranch

Q: Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?
A: He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'

Anonymous

Book Police

Q: Why did the book join the police force?
A: It was already under cover.

Submitted BY: Iain Robinson Bisset

Lawyers and Lightbulbs - Good Case

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: One but it has to have a good case.

Anonymous