One day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs first" The boy started saying "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z" The teacher asked at the end "Where is your P?" The boy answered "Running down my pants!!"
Capital of America
Two school kids are talking while having a lunch break.
Girl: What is the capital of America?
Boy: Washington D. C.
Girl: No! "A" is the capital of America. You already forgot our lesson: capitalize proper nouns!
Q: Which teachers care the most about their students?
A: Math teachers, because every student counts.
Q: Why can't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless.
Q: Why did the student wear eye-glasses in math class?
A: It improved DiVision !