Unlucky Traveling Salesman

Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farm house, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay over night. "Sure," said the farmer, "my wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are 21 and 23, but they're off to college, and I'm all by my self, so I have lots of room to put you up." Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back towards the highway, and the farmer called after him, "Didn't you hear what I said? I have lots of room." "I heard you," said the salesman, "but I think I'm in the wrong joke."

Is a Lawyer Well Hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Did You Kill the Victim?

Prosecutor:  Did you kill the victim?
Defendant:  No Sir, I did not.
Prosecutor:  Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes Sir, I do. And they're a heck of a lot better than the penalty for murder!