Profession Jokes

Clear Skin

Q: Why do cops have really clear skin?
A: They're great at popping black heads.

Categories: Riddles , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Cross With A Blonde

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Too Deep

Q: Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens?
A: They plant the eggs too deep.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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