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Wearing Polish Underwear

Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?

A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!

No Ice Cubes in Poland

Q: Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?

A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him!

The Polish Parachute

Q: Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?

A: It opens on impact.

Intense Study

Q: Did you hear about the Polack who studied for 5 days?

A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.

Polish Family

A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."