Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!
No Ice Cubes in Poland
Q: Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him!
The Polish Parachute
Q: Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
A: It opens on impact.
Q: Did you hear about the Polack who studied for 5 days?
A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.
A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."