Profession Jokes

Seeing Eye Blonde

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes)
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Anonymous

Teachers Care

Q: Which teachers care the most about their students?
A: Math teachers, because every student counts.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Checking My Balance

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Banker Jokes)
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Anonymous