Profession Jokes

Looking For A Dentist

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth.  "Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair... try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."  The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair of false teeth... try them. "The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid.  Where is your office?  I've been looking for a good dentist." The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes)
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Anonymous

Seeing Eye Blonde

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes)
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Anonymous

Teachers Care

Q: Which teachers care the most about their students?
A: Math teachers, because every student counts.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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