Profession Jokes

Blonde - Diet

A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "But, I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all the skipping!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

Do the Math

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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Anonymous

Ants and Math

Q: What kind of ant is good at math?
A: An accountant!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Accountant Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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