Word Play Jokes

Classic Booty Call - Arms

Q: You know what I like about you?
A: My arms.

Anonymous

Oooh and Aaah

Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
A: About three inches.

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Anonymous

Pig with Wings

A pig with wings walks into a bar. 
The bartender says, "You can't bring food in here from another restaurant! Even if you are a cop!"

Anonymous