Light Bulb - Atheist

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.

The Ring

A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed. Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!! It's so warm in here today, I think I'll take off my ring."

Manly Signs

"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors office. "I think I'm turning into a man" then the doctor says, "Now hold on little lady what makes you think that you're turning into a man?" "Well" said the woman "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest" and then the doctor asked, "Well then, how far down your chest is your hair growing?" and then she replied, "All the way down to my dick".