Word Play Jokes

Titantic And Clinton!

Q: What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?
A: They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!

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Pressing

The interest in ironing is decreasing

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Brake Fluid Drink

A mechanic noticed his co-worker drinking brake fluid at lunch. "What are you doing, man? You can't drink that stuff!" "Relax," replied his co-worker, "this stuff tastes pretty good, and I don't drink it all the time." "Seriously," the mechanic exclaimed, "that brake fluid is poison!" "Hey, man" yelled the co-worker, "Back off! I can stop any time I want."

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