Santa's Depressed Helpers

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Polygamy And...

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper, "The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife; this is called polygamy. We believe in having only one wife, this is called monotony"

What's Brown And Sticky?

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.