Word Play Jokes

Piano Uncle

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

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Tattoo

Me [lifting shirt]: I trust that these will cover it.
Tattoo artist: What are you doing?
Me: Paying you
Tattoo artist: I'm confused
Me: You know, tit for tat

Submitted BY: MEG

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"

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