Word Play Jokes

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

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Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Knock Knock - Cargo

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go Beep Beep!

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