Word Play Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?
A: He drowned in his Tee Pee!
Q: What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of water?
A: A chicken sandwitch!
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
No Televisions in Afghanistan
Q: Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?
A: Because of the Telly-ban!
Robert Kardashian was OJ Simpson's lawyer,
And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off.