Word Play Jokes

Twist Off

I wish I was stronger so I could get the top off this bottle of steroids.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Baby Names

Went to the doctor with Depression. People say I'm cruel for naming my daughter that, but my wife said we should name her after the state I was in when I heard the news.
Turns out she meant Georgia.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Today's Special

A hardware store has a sign that reads: "Today's special." (Then, below it, in pencil): "So's tomorrow."

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