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Indian Pun

Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?

A: He drowned in his Tee Pee!

Scared Witch

Q: What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of water?

A: A chicken sandwitch!

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

No Televisions in Afghanistan

Q: Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?

A: Because of the Telly-ban!

Robert Kardashian

Robert Kardashian was OJ Simpson's lawyer,

And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off.