Word Play Jokes

Misunderstood

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Threesome Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

Ode To The Government

I've fucked in the sun, I've fucked in the rain. I've fucked before, and I'll fuck again. But I'll never be happy, I'll never be free, 'til I've fucked the Government like the Government's fucked me!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes
Anonymous

Tea Party Attire

Q: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
A: 'Tea'-Shirts

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (4th of July Jokes)
Anonymous