Word Play Jokes
You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.
Q: Why aren't there more jokes about Jonestown?
A: The punch lines were too long.
Q: Where is King Solomon's temple?
A: On the side of his head!
Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.