Word Play Jokes

Tried That Once

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?" But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son." The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Alcohol Jokes , Drug Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Vampire Junkie

Q: What do you call a vampire junkie?
A: Count Drugula!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Drug Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Crack Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes) , Drug Jokes (LSD Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (LSD Jokes)
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