Racist Jokes - White Jokes

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

A: Crackers get soggy when wet.

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?

A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

Two white men walk past a police station. On the wall is a poster which says, "Two black men wanted for rape."  One white man says to the other, "They always get the best jobs!"