Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
A: Crackers get soggy when wet.
We Have Too Many
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”
Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT
Two white men walk past a police station. On the wall is a poster which says, "Two black men wanted for rape." One white man says to the other, "They always get the best jobs!"
One day this guy goes in to the doctor's office to get his willy enlarged. The guy's sitting there on the table and the doctor comes in with a tray of willys. The guy says, ''You got any bigger ones?'' So the doctor comes in with another tray. But the guy still wants bigger, ''You got any bigger ones?'' So the doctor comes in with yet another tray. The guy finally says, ''I'll take one of those. But do you have any in white?''