Word Play Jokes
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."