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Snowman Transport

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Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?

A: Lettuce pray!

Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?

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Q: Where do employees eat lunch on Halloween?

A: At the Casket-teria.