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The best jokes and joke writers!

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Bouncing Ball

Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?

A: A snowball!

Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

Knock Knock - Ketchup

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ketchup

Ketchup who?

Catch up with me and I'll tell you!