Word Play Jokes

A Small Cat

Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

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Powerful Cat

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow

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One Wish

A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.

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