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Black Friday

I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday.

All Fridays matter.

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

NBA

Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?

A: The NBA!

Strong Church

Q: How do churches stay so strong?

A: They pray on the weak.