Word Play Jokes

Old Chatter

You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.

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Dirty Joke

Q: Want to hear a dirty joke?
A: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Anonymous

Mistaken ID

My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

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