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Keep Eating
Mommy mommy I hate daddy's guts.
Shut up kid and keep eating.
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Michael Jackson And Caviar
Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.
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Knock, Knock, Knock
It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?
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