Word Play Jokes

Seagull

Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.

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Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.

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Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

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