Word Play Jokes

Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Categories: Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Jewish Genie

This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp. Thinking that he'll get enough money for another vial of crack, he takes the lamp home and starts to clean it. He starts rubbing the lamp, when all of a sudden a Jewish genie appears, and being a Jewish genie, he say's to the black man that he has two wishes. The black guy thinks for a couple of seconds, and quickly says:, "I want to be white and surrounded by cunt. "In an instant he is turned into a tampon. Now the morale of this story is: Don't ever expect anything from a Jew without strings attached.

Categories: Genie Jokes , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous