Word Play Jokes

Seagull

Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.

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Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

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Pant Trouble

Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncles.

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