Word Play Jokes
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball!
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Knock Knock - Ketchup
Catch up with me and I'll tell you!