Exchange Rates

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Punching a Black Woman

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, the commercial told him to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker!

Blacks and Christmas Trees?

Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
A: They both have colored balls.