Word Play Jokes

Astro Mix

Q: What did the dyslexic astrophysicist say to the civil rights activist?
A: Black Matter Lives

Anonymous

Deli Order

Mohammed Salameh -- it sounds like something you order at a deli, doesn't? 'Can I have the half pound of Mohammed Salameh, please?'

Anonymous

Mexican Fire Truck

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?
Jose and Hose B

Anonymous