Word Play Jokes

Theremin for Sale

I'm selling my Theremin
I haven't touched it in years.

Submitted BY: Cinder2010

Brown Fingered Artist

Q: Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?
A: Pic-ass-o.

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Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

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