Word Play Jokes

Deli Order

Mohammed Salameh -- it sounds like something you order at a deli, doesn't? 'Can I have the half pound of Mohammed Salameh, please?'

Categories: Food Jokes , Racist Jokes (Middle Eastern) , Word Play Jokes
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Mexican Fire Truck

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?
Jose and Hose B

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Firefighter Jokes)
Anonymous

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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