Word Play Jokes

Turkey Turn Over

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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Sticks and Stones

When a horse has a small penis, the other horses tease him by saying he's hung like a human.

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A Small Cat

Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

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