Word Play Jokes

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Vicious Circle

I've started to see a psychologist, but she is so beautiful I can't string together a coherent sentence around her.
Should probably see someone about that.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Categories: Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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