Word Play Jokes
The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teacher asks who left it. A little white girl raises her hand. "Well sweetie, what does ILU mean?" The little girl replies, "I love you."
The teacher says, "Isn't that sweet," and continues with class. The next day the teacher finds a banana on her desk with the letters "YAS" written on it. The teacher asks who left and what does it mean. A little white boy raises his hand and says, "It means, You are special." "Thank you sweetheart", the teacher says.
The following day, the teacher walks in to find a watermelon with the letters "FUCK" written on it. The enraged teacher asks who left it and if they know what that means. A little black girl raises her hand and cheerfully says, "Yes maam, I left it. It means, from us colored kids!".
Tall Black People
Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Knock Knock - Cargo
Car go Beep Beep!