Word Play Jokes

Almost Marry

There is something magical about the fact that success almost always comes faster to the guy your wife almost married.

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Two Blondes Were Facing Each Other

Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the other blonde, "Hey! I want to get to the other side of the lake but I can't swim. Please tell me how you did this! "The second blonde then says, "But you ARE on the other side!"

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Flying Condom

Q: Why did the condom fly across the room?
A: It was pissed off!

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