Word Play Jokes

Anteaters

Q: Why don't anteaters get sick?
A: Because they are full of antibodies!

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Lightbulb - Polacks

Q: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: 10. One to hold the lightbulb and 9 to spin the ladder around.

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A Mother Cow

Q: What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?
A: "Decafinated"

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