Word Play Jokes

Fat Free

You might be a redneck if you think "fat-free" means undoing your belt and the first 3 buttons.

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We Stand In Front

Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, "We stand in front of our work."

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Turkey Turn Over

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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