My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor!
Tie Saplings To A Piano
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.
Flowers & Instruments
Q: What's better than roses in your piano?
A: Tulips in your organ!