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White Keys

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

Piano Fish

Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A: You can't tuna fish!

Piano Drop

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A: A flat minor!

Tie Saplings To A Piano

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Flowers & Instruments

Q: What's better than roses in your piano?

A: Tulips in your organ!