Word Play Jokes

Healthy Bunny

Q: How do Easter bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Categories: Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
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Little Johnny's Alphabet

Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet, having each child think up a word that starts with a letter. They get to "W", and the teacher figures Little Johnny can't think up anything dirty with a "W" so she calls on him. "Womb!", Little Johnny says. "That's a good word, Johnny", teacher says. "Is that as in, where babies come from?" she asks. "No," says Johnny, "that's the sound elephants make when they're screwing, you know, 'Womb! Womb! Womb!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Octopus War

Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Well - armed!

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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