Ethnic / Country Jokes - Puerto Rican Jokes
Cross Between Puerto Rican and a Pollack
Q: What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack?
A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.
Q: What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican?
A: A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.
Puerto Rican National Anthem
Q: What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
A: "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
Puerto Ricans on Star Trek
Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A: Because they're not going to work in the future either. .
Offended Puerto Ricans
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.