We're sorry, but it appears that you are using an anonymous proxy. To prevent fraudulent voting, we don't allow votes from anonymous proxies.

This contest requires users to be registered in order to vote.

You must be a registered user to submit a joke.  But registering is FREE and don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).

You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.

We’re sorry, but your browser settings indicate that you don’t want to be tracked.  You can either disable that setting or simply register for a FREE account, so we’ll know that you want us to track your preferences and feedback.  Don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).


The best jokes and joke writers!

Cross Between Puerto Rican and a Pollack

Q: What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack?

A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.

Puerto Ricans

Q: What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican?

A: A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.

Puerto Rican National Anthem

Q: What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

A: "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

Puerto Ricans on Star Trek

Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

A: Because they're not going to work in the future either. .

Puerto Rican Offspring

Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?

A: Retardo.