Word Play Jokes

Mexicans Building A Roof

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to build a roof?
A: Juan.

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Thanksgiving Quiz

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

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Long Time Ago

The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions -- age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex. "Oh..." he mused, "It was 1945." "Isn't that a long time to go without sex?" the doctor asked. "I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 21:13."

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