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Mexican, Cuban, and Chinese Guy in a Truck

Q: A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?

A: Immigration.

Who's Driving

Q: A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are both in a car... who's driving?

A: A Cop!!!

Jump Out of the Plane

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive."  The four open the door and look out below.  The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, "God Save The Queen," and jumps.  The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, "Viva La France," and he also jumps.  This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, "Remember the Alamo," and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

Mexican Girl Gets Pregnant

Q: How did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

A: Her teacher told her to do an essay.

Sprinklers

Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?  Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic....spic....spic....nigga...nigga...nigga...nigga.........chink!