Dear Abby: Lying Cheat

Dear Abby: My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he is a cheat. I don't know what to do.
Signed - Frustrated
 
Dear Frustrated: You should dump him. Now that you are finally a New York Senator, you don't need him anymore.

Maryland Crazy Laws

Maryland Laws:

• Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
• Baltimore - No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine.
• It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
• It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
• It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
• It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)
• Baltimore City - You may not curse inside the city limits. Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.
• Columbia - Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
• You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.
• Ocean City - Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
• A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Repealed) 

Not All True

Two men were sitting side by side on an airliner flying from Denver to Los Angeles. The first man appeared nervous and finally explained that he was being transferred to LA. "I hate Los Angeles," he said. "Everything you hear about LA is bad -- smog, traffic, and worst of all, the crime. Gangs everywhere, people getting shot and robbed, things stolen, car jackings, and everyone hates everyone else." "Oh, it's not that bad," said the second man. "I live in LA myself. Most of that stuff you read is media hype. It's just not true. You'll find LA is just like any other city, anywhere in America." "Really?" responded the first. "Boy, that makes me feel a lot better. You say you live in LA -- what do you do for a living?" "I'm a tail gunner on a Bud Light delivery truck."