U.S. State Jokes

Crazy Laws of Arkansas

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
It is illegal to kill "any living creature."
It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Arkansas Jokes)
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Driver's Test

Q: What do they give you in New Mexico if you fail your driver's test?
A: Yellow plates.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (New Mexico Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Riding Along

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback..."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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