U.S. State Jokes - Minnesota Jokes
Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
Q: In what state can you find small Pepsi's?
A: Mini-soda (Minnesota).
Q: Which state has the smallest drinks?
Q: How do the Vikings count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
St. Paul Football Team
Q: Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A: Because then Minneapolis would want one!