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Minnesota Women

Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?

A: Anorexic

Small Pepsi

Q: In what state can you find small Pepsi's?

A: Mini-soda (Minnesota).

No Grande

Q: Which state has the smallest drinks?

A: Mini-soda.

Vikings Counting

Q: How do the Vikings count to 10?

A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

St. Paul Football Team

Q: Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?

A: Because then Minneapolis would want one!