Park Bench and Mexican Dad

Q: What's the difference between a park bench and a Mexican dad?
A: The park bench can support a family of four.

Plastic Girls

Q: Why are girls plastic?
A: Because they have Visas.

Musician Heaven

A trumpet player dies. When he reaches his everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You're going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? There's a bass player named 'Mingus' and a pianist named 'Monk', and any day now we expect this 'Blakey' guy to show up with his drums."
"Wow!" the guy says, "I never imagined heaven would be this good."
The man in the robe says, "This is hell, not heaven. There's a girl singer."