Sexist Jokes

Jewish Monica Lewinsky

Q: How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
A: If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Riddles
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The Boob

God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs and 3 breasts. And God asked the woman what she would like to have changed about herself. She asked for her middle breast to be removed. And it was good. She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob? And God created Man!

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Anonymous

Does She Have PMS?

How you tell if a woman has PMS?
She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.
She retains more water than Lake Superior.
She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one.
She buys you a new T-shirt-----with a bulls-eye on the front.
You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says, "All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?
She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.
She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets, and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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