Tampon Talk

Q: What did one tampon say to the other?
A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

Men Making Popcorn

Q: How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
A: Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.

Two sheepherders

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of their herd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says, "I hear they're doing this to women in Chicago!"