Sexist Jokes

Understanding the Other Sex

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Jewish Monica Lewinsky

Q: How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
A: If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

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The Boob

God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs and 3 breasts. And God asked the woman what she would like to have changed about herself. She asked for her middle breast to be removed. And it was good. She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob? And God created Man!

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